Now that you've watched this masterpiece, I want you to keep in mind someone wrote these lines down for Vince to read:
You're going to be in a great mood all day because you're going to be slapping your troubles away.
Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life.
This is making you cry, this is making me cry. Life's hard enough as it is, you don't want to cry any more.
We're going to make America skinny again, one slap at a time.
Tacos. Frettucine. Linguine. Martini. Bikini.
Stats: Only $19.95 + S&H
You can mince onion with the skin on.
Pros: Cleans with the ease of a Monarch in spring.
Cons: Vince is selling it.
Verdict: Buy for the free Graty.