Saturday, January 3, 2009

Might Mend It: The pants glue of champions

Might Mend It delights me to no end. Here's why:

1. It's pants glue.
2. You can use it to bedazzle your hat with your, or someone else's, dumb name.
3. Billy Mays sells it.
4. ITS FREAKING PANTS GLUE.

I submit for the approval of the three easy payments society: Mighty Mend It



Stats: Only $19.99
It is not a glue, but a flexible bonding agent.
https://www.mightymendit.com/

Pros: Finally scientists have developed a groundbreaking serum that can contain your bulbous caboose, even when your pants can't.


Cons: Know who else uses Mighty Mend It? Yeah. Her.

Verdict: Buy. HOW COULD YOU EVEN PRETEND TO RESIST PANTS GLUE?
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2 comments:

  1. UnknownJanuary 5, 2009 at 6:06 PM

    It's not a glue! But, um, you can use it for scrap booking.

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 7, 2009 at 1:11 PM

    "I'll triple the offer!"

    Hey, after you've glued everything in your house with the first bottle, you can go next door and glue the neighbor's cat to a wall.

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