Might Mend It delights me to no end. Here's why:
1. It's pants glue.
2. You can use it to bedazzle your hat with your, or someone else's, dumb name.
3. Billy Mays sells it.
4. ITS FREAKING PANTS GLUE.
I submit for the approval of the three easy payments society: Mighty Mend It
Stats: Only $19.99
It is not a glue, but a flexible bonding agent.
Pros: Finally scientists have developed a groundbreaking serum that can contain your bulbous caboose, even when your pants can't.
Cons: Know who else uses Mighty Mend It? Yeah. Her.
Verdict: Buy. HOW COULD YOU EVEN PRETEND TO RESIST PANTS GLUE?