The NuWave Infrared Oven cooks stuff super fast blah blah three ways blah 85% blah. What I want to direct your attention to is the outrageous free gift they're trying to pawn off on you. Watch the infomercial and see if you can spot it.
Did you catch it? That's right, folks. A pizza flipper.
WHAT?!?!?! I cannot interrobang this enough.
1. Why in the name of Sam Hill would anyone ever need to flip a pizza?
2. How DARE they try to pass off a pizza flipper as gift worth $15. How dare they.
This is like giving a taco mallet away with each purchase of an Aquaglobe.
Stats: Three payments of $39.99 plus S&H
Comes with a motherloving pizza flipper.
Pros: You can tell me what it's like to own the most confabulating kitchen device in human history.
Cons: Payments are not specified as "easy" -- beware presumably difficult bartering system.
Verdict: Dupe a colleague or associate into buying one so you can confuse them by asking to borrow their pizza flipper.