Thursday, December 11, 2008

A PIZZA FLIPPER?!?!?!?!?!?

The NuWave Infrared Oven cooks stuff super fast blah blah three ways blah 85% blah. What I want to direct your attention to is the outrageous free gift they're trying to pawn off on you. Watch the infomercial and see if you can spot it.

Did you catch it? That's right, folks. A pizza flipper.


WHAT?!?!?! I cannot interrobang this enough.

1. Why in the name of Sam Hill would anyone ever need to flip a pizza?
2. How DARE they try to pass off a pizza flipper as gift worth $15. How dare they.

This is like giving a taco mallet away with each purchase of an Aquaglobe.

Stats: Three payments of $39.99 plus S&H
Comes with a motherloving pizza flipper.
https://www.nuwaveoven.com/

Pros: You can tell me what it's like to own the most confabulating kitchen device in human history.

Cons: Payments are not specified as "easy" -- beware presumably difficult bartering system.

Verdict: Dupe a colleague or associate into buying one so you can confuse them by asking to borrow their pizza flipper.

20 comments:

  1. I want that oven. I would also accept a regular (or even microwave) oven with surround-o-vision.

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  2. I am more amazed by their rip-off of the Magic Bullet! Somebody's gonna get sued.

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  3. How on earth can this replace a toaster oven? You know what I can do in a toaster oven? Toast my bread. I fail to see how this device can accomplish that, but I may be missing something.

    Also is anyone else worried they are going to get radiation poisoning or something from their food after using this? Of course, I didn't even bother to think about how useless a "pizza flipper" was until it was pointed out...

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  4. Wait, are you giving away Taco Mallets? Because I don't care if I have to buy an aquaglobe to get one or not, you're sitting on a gold mine!

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  5. This is hysterical. The pizza flipper was what got my attention. I can see it now, gooey cheese dripping all over the place. Why would anyone even think of this. Probably trying to see how stupid people are to see if they really buy it and try it. Idiots.

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  6. I was up late at about 12:30ish in the morning and saw this infomercial. When they advertised the pizza flipper I had to do a double take and when it dawned on me "why the hell would anyone want to flip their freaking pizza. I could not stop laughing this is so hysterical.

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  7. I just sat through this informercial and seeing the SPECIAL FREE GIFT!! was the Pizza Flipper. So I had to investigate on the Google. Come to find out, no one really knows what the fuck its real purpose is. I am sad. I really want to write the company and as them where their logic was when the marketed this stupid contraption.

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  8. Well my Nuwave arrived today, Works great on bacon, Cooking a steak now. When I was ordering it was hoping I could tell them to keep the stupid pizza flipper really a dumb Idea... But that was not an option, no idea what I will do with the stupid thing. Oh and I can tell U the $20 cook book! I think they mean it cost them $20 to have 500.000 of them printed. but so far no complaints about the oven itself.

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  9. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDmKmg5qmts

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  10. I bought one of these Nuwave ovens and it is great...and you can flip a pizza you ignoramous big mouthed a~hole.

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  11. you use them when you're making calzones. geez...always gotta spell it out for peeps...

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  12. https://www.nuwaveoven.com/flare/sites/946/supreme%20pizza%20kit.pdf

    this should clear things up for people

    you're suppose to cook the pizza upside down in the pan first. then you flip it over with the flipper to cook the top.

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  13. The Pizza Flipper is paired with the silicon Pizza Liner to cook the pizza upside-down FIRST! This way, the crust on the bottom will be toasted while your toppings and cheese stay put and not burnt. After that, the Pizza Flipper is used to flip the pizza AND the silicon Pizza Liner. Next, remove the liner from the pizza (this is when you can add any extra toppings, if you wish). Cook the pizza until it reaches desired texture. Lastly, use the included Pizza Cutter/Serving Knife to cut and serve as desired.

    Any objections?

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  14. My grandson broke my pizza flipper. I used it for more than cooking frozen pizzas. I make my own pizzas, sandwiches, paninis, etc. Lucky, NuWave makes it possible to buy replacement parts. Since buying the NuWave Pro my cholesterol has dropped and so has my electric bill. Being a heart patient I bake my meat instead of frying. I can take it right from the freezer and cook it and it comes out better than the oven. So, not only is it very convenient, it has many pros for people with health issues and busy schedules as well. I've even dehydrated fresh fruit in it for healthy snacks for everyone.

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  15. I got one of these. A year later, my pizza flipper broke. I am looking for a new/used pizza flipper now.

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  16. Man! Everybody jump in and talk about how freakin' stoopud and ROFLMFAO and boy! are people stupid....falls back on all YOU BOZOS who have no idea what you are harping about!
    Anonymous on Dec. 9th laid it out nicely for all you geniuses who declare everything and everybody stupid, when you don't even know what you are railing about!
    Look into a thing before you shove both feet in you mouth and harp on, gripe about, and ridicule something you know nothing about. LEARN SOMETHING instead of carping!
    Thank you! Boy that felt good!

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  17. in youR mouth...the R didn't "take"!

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  18. First off youre an idiot and second if you do your research you would know the nuwave comes with a round silicone liner you can put your pizza upside down to cook the crust first, you take the flipper and you use it to now burn your hand and then remove the silicone liner and the cheese is gooey and the pizza comes out amazing. Stop being an idiot and educate yourself.

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  19. First off youre an idiot and second if you do your research you would know the nuwave comes with a round silicone liner you can put your pizza upside down to cook the crust first, you take the flipper and you use it to now burn your hand and then remove the silicone liner and the cheese is gooey and the pizza comes out amazing. Stop being an idiot and educate yourself.

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