For the record, I actually own mop shoes. Not these fancy guys with velcro and mind-blowing durability, but a-size-too-small $8 Linens n' Things mop slippers.
I worked out a deal with my boyfriend where he does the dishes, and I'll wear my mop shoes. By "deal" I mean I announced it, and ignored him when he screamed "WEARING THOSE MOP SHOES DOES NOT CONSTITUTE COMPLETING A CHORE."
Stats:
$29.95 plus S&H for two mop shoes.
3-6 weeks for delivery
To order, call 1-800-490-9304
Pros:
- Kids love them. Moms adore them. (Do dads resent them?)
- Facilitates laziness and pretending you're doing a chore.
- Can withstand weird judo chops. (Probably the reason dads are threatened by them)
Cons:
- Dads hate them, I guess.
Verdict:
Purchase before your significant other does.
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You forgot to mention the AWESOME jingle.
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